Whoops, I forgot to actually post a thing I had written when Harrison re-signed, and now it’s well after the fact. Oh well. Instead of writing stuff you already know about how desperate the Steelers are on defense, I’ll just share with you this episode of The Draw Play, an NFL-based webcomic by Dave Rappoccio:
I propose that we continue to have the Pro Bowl every year, but Roger Goodell has to play quarterback, James Harrison has to be on the opposite team, and Goodell’s left tackle can only be a player he has fined in the past year.
Trust me, people will tune in.